Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!
Now, now, now, settle down.....You'll just have to be a little patient.
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil until I get there
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me
One at a time please
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I�m invisible
Who said that?
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?
You have a broken finger!
Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
The ones you put butter on?
Oh, You're Crackers!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Well pull yourself together then
Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake
Sleep in another room then!
Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet
Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!
Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog
What's wrong with that
I think I'm going to croak
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire.
Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!
Well tell her to come in
I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar!
Have you taken anything for it?
Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.
I see your point!
Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.