Egg Seller

Buyer: "Sis, how many eggs per kilo?"

Seller: "chicken or duck eggs?"

Buyer: "egg."

Seller: normal egg or chicken? "

Buyer: "ordinary chicken."

Seller: "The local or the imported?"

Buyer: "The local."

Seller: "The wish of the local Ipoh, Kuala Selangor
or Tampin?

Buyer: "The Ipoh lah ..." (As he looks upset).

Seller: "Want to Ipoh Central, West, East, North or South?"

Buyer: "You want to sell the eggs or the streets?"

Seller: "Sorry brother, I am selling noodles in the stew. Incidentally
The eggs sell out to eat. I asked to speak first to the buyer until he comes!

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