Buyer: "Sis, how many eggs per kilo?"
Seller: "chicken or duck eggs?"
Seller: normal egg or chicken? "
Buyer: "ordinary chicken."
Seller: "The local or the imported?"
Buyer: "The local."
Seller: "The wish of the local Ipoh, Kuala Selangor
Buyer: "The Ipoh lah ..." (As he looks upset).
Seller: "Want to Ipoh Central, West, East, North or South?"
Buyer: "You want to sell the eggs or the streets?"
Seller: "Sorry brother, I am selling noodles in the stew. Incidentally
The eggs sell out to eat. I asked to speak first to the buyer until he comes!