Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea."
The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband
"Hey, where's your ball?" "It's over here in the pussy willows."
The wife screams back,
"DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"